Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Khi khi khi khi

Poorva is my best friend. We're equally crazy and mad. When i say crazy, i mean that when you see both of us in a mad mood, you might get scared. We laugh at everything. We make everything sound funny.We have a whole range of jokes which only both of share (because only the two of us know what its about, nobody else understands them :/)
I call her Paw and she calls me Shaw :D
Well anyway.
We were SICK and TIRED of bloody studying at home. I was restless so i suggested we both go for a walk.
:D !!!!
We walked for a while,chatting.Then we sat down on a low wall and the fun began. It was past 7 in the evening. Small kids were walking by, clutching balloons, their parents a few paces behind. As they passed, Poorva or I would hiss at them and they'd look behind. Poorva would smile over-brightly, stick up her hand and say 'Ey hi!!!'. The few kids she did this to looked so startled that i would start laughing hysterically before they could even look away.
Then kids stopped looking when we hissed at them :/
Then i grinned at Poorva and asked her if she wants to do the 'Pune' joke.
I had come up with this particular idea. You make sure there are two auto rickshaws free for hire. Then you go up to the one in front and ask,"Pune chalenge?(will you go upto Pune?)". I even now, go into hysterical fits of laughter when i imagine the auto driver's face at this (i mean, Pune is another city about 2 and a half hours from here!!) And then you give him an angry look, go to the auto behind his and ask him if he'd take you to some place within that area, get in, and as you pass the first auto, tell that guy,"Dekha, yeh leke ja raha hai!(See? He's taking me!).
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! =))
But then we dint see 2 autos together so we chucked the idea :/
So then i came up with another bright idea. We stood on one side of the road.It was a big road, with a divider, dividing traffic going opposite ways.(i mean,duh!! i just told you :| )
So standing there, we called a rickshaw standing opposite us on the other side.By the time he took a U-turn and came to us, we crossed and went over to the other side and ran! :D
HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! =))
Then i took Poorva to the lane where i used to stay 6 years back. I showed her the building where i used to live, and then we walked the length of that road. The road was narrow like any other road with only residential buildings and was pretty quiet and peaceful, with hardly any people around;very few vehicles passed us. As we walked back, a man walked by us on the other side of the lane.He suddenly wanted to show us 'how well he can sing' and started singing,"Oh Haseena Zulfon Waali"( i love that song :D) We both were stunned for a second. Then we continued the song for him :D
He got scared and ran away :|
HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! =))

And then we went back home :D

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Hic!

I wana get drunk :D
Although my normal behaviour is extremely drunken already, i wana know how it feels to be DRUNK!!!!! :D
*gets excited*
I should ask experience people what kind of drink gets you drunk real fast. I should get drunk along with my best friend as we've promised each other that the first time we both get drunk will be in each others' company. I have to check out which club has the best music so i can get drunk and dance like crazy too :D
Ill go upto a police man, tap him on the shoulder and say,'Hi im drunk. What's your name?' :D
Hey! It'll be cool if my best friend and I get to spend a night in jail, drunk, and singing songs all night :D
Maybe i should look up potent alcoholic drinks :D
Maybe i should start making plans :D
Maybe i should start saving :D

Maybe i should stop building castles in the air and go study :/

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

....
Well you read the title. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

My exams are coming :(
Education is SUCH a pain in the bum :/
Especially Economics!!!
And ESPECIALLY when you have a B**** for an economics teacher X-[
That female, Ms.Malthi Hoskode *snorts* needs a microphone attached to her vocal cords. She either speaks at below 2 decibels on purpose or she needs serious medical attention.
B**** :D
Im feeling all dopey and stupid and DONT feel like studying :/
And because I dont feel like studying i keep telling my friends not to study either :D
Like they listen to me :/
My exams go on for 20 days :'(
I have to study for a month and then write exams for another(almost a) month :'(
Just the thought makes me want to barf X-(
Today i sat down, took out my eco model paper and did two whole fill in the blanks and then went and watched tv :D
I have 6 subjects to study :(
*looks up and hollers* WHY ME?????????!!!!!!!
*breaks everything around her, tears sister's new clothes(:D) and bawls*
*breathes heavily*

My exams are coming.... :/

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!