Saturday, March 8, 2008

Yeg-zaaam-ssssssss.

Will somebody be kind enough to tell me who invented exams? Okay, actually, whoever invented this whole thing of education, and the 'need to know about the world' and stuff is to blame. Then whoever was foolish enough to follow that person, got bored of being the only one, and made more and more people 'study'.And then, the guy who started getting more and more people, had a rendez-vous with The Devil in his dreams, and started the whole exams thing.
I hope there is a bunch of cactus growing on top of his grave!! X-[
Exams.
*shivers*
Exams.
*shivers*
Party. :D
*dances* \:D/
Exams.
*shivers*
Party. :D
*dances* \:D/

See the effect, the mere mention of the word 'exams' has on innocent youngsters? :(

BOARD EXAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*faints*

Okay, so out of the 6 subjects i have, i'm done with 4. (INCLUDING Yeeeechoooonaaawmeeegs)
Er, yes, including Economics. :|
In which i most certainly am passing. :D
*pats self on shoulder*

Okay, coming back to yegzams.
Tell me,which individual loves exams? If there is anybody who loves exams, they are undoubtedly psychologically challenged. Brain malfunction, id say. In fact, it should be considered a fine way of testing whether or not a person is mental. You ask them, 'Tell me, do you like examinations?' :)
Obviously an affirmative, will earn the person the rest of his/her life in a mental asylum.
If not, they are certified as normal :D

Why do we need to study anyway? Why cant studying be an option? What are we going to do taking all the knowledge in the world with us to the grave?
I protest!!!!! :x

*looks around*
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Isn't anybody going to support me? :x :/

13 comments:

Unknown said...

I support you. :)

Shaw™ said...

Thank you darling brother :)

Poorva said...

yaw baaaaast fraand sawpawrts yaw because even i yam pawsing in yeegawnawmeggs :D:D

Gaurav said...

Wht the fuck .. if u do not appear for exams how else are u gonna be certified abt the non-existence of ur brain .. i mean cmon . . eggjams are the only way tht can prove copying is an art tht only few have mastered ..

BTW .. cats love eggjams ..

schrilax said...

pretty comprehensive results doc!!!
ur experiments on exams are certainly self conclusive....

but i think its pretty much more misplaced....

we need some other form of answering and evaluating like kitty paw prints rather than scribbling and the paw print scanner and marker to evaluate... :P
i am thinking of creating and copyrighting one... :D

schrilax said...

kitty is cute
>:D< >:D< >:D< >:D<

Shaw™ said...

Er...me kitty? :) :S

Shaw™ said...

Ohhh its YOU Suchismit!! :D

schrilax said...

*yay*
sheru s got me now :D :D

>:D< >:D<

Unknown said...

I SUPPORT YOU! I SUPPORT YOU!
*yells around*
EXAMS SUCK! THEY SUCK!

Shaw™ said...

Thank you!!! :D ^

Florence R. said...

As your e-mum I don't support you. :S

I love exams. I wait for the exams. I die for them.
Why?
Because they lead up to holidays.
But I hate those.
I hate holidays.
Yes, I do.
Why?
Because there's no college.
And,
I know that,
Once I start working,
I'm going to miss college and the exams for sure.

So there,
life sucks,
you'll hate it all.
Like I do. :S

What I really hate is the fact that my exams are done and I wish I could sit for all of them all over again.

Yes,
I agree,
I deserve to be in
one of those
mental asylums.
There's one in Thane,
yes? =)

Shaw™ said...

YES! :S :x